Funny Signs

Run Like You Stole SomethingRun like you stole something — distressed athletic type with no apologies offered.Funny Signs · view → Broken Clocks QuoteBroken clocks are right twice a day — a brick-wall clock and chalkboard make the optimist's case.Funny Signs · view → Never Smile at a CrocodileNever smile at a crocodile — this one grins anyway, waist-deep in spotlight and swamp.Funny Signs · view → Pussy and ChickenThe cat-versus-chicken feud, white-on-black edition — both parties still name-calling.Funny Signs · view → Cat and ChickenRound three of cat versus chicken — stripped to wiry line art, the insults intact.Funny Signs · view → Circuit NinjasCheap laugh, expensive-looking print.Funny Signs · view → Cool ScaleSays the quiet part, in serif.Funny Signs · view → Contemptuous CatFunnier the second time you walk past.Funny Signs · view → Fluff You MadafakaReads like a warning, hangs like a joke.Funny Signs · view → MadafakaBetter company than a motivational poster.Funny Signs · view → Lifes GoodHangs in the shed, reads like a warning.Funny Signs · view → Seductive SophisticationThe bar sign for a bar you do not have.Funny Signs · view → Just PeachyCheap laugh, expensive-looking print.Funny Signs · view → Im Not BossyBetter company than a motivational poster.Funny Signs · view → Seriously captivatingThe bar sign for a bar you do not have.Funny Signs · view → Better late Than UglyHangs in the shed, reads like a warning.Funny Signs · view → SelfiesGuaranteed to be quoted at least once.Funny Signs · view → Stop Taking SelfiesThe bar sign for a bar you do not have.Funny Signs · view → Pee PeeHangs in the shed, reads like a warning.Funny Signs · view → I can hear youHouse rules, unofficially.Funny Signs · view → Bee HappyHangs in the shed, reads like a warning.Funny Signs · view → Are you poopingFor the wall that needed an opinion.Funny Signs · view → Can I WatchHangs in the shed, reads like a warning.Funny Signs · view → Did you fartFunnier the second time you walk past.Funny Signs · view → Sleeping My Day AwayReads like a warning, hangs like a joke.Funny Signs · view → Sleeping My Day AwayGuaranteed to be quoted at least once.Funny Signs · view → Sleeping My Day AwayFunnier the second time you walk past.Funny Signs · view → Sleeping My Day AwayDeadpan, in metal.Funny Signs · view → Sleeping My Day AwayCheap laugh, expensive-looking print.Funny Signs · view → Sleeping My Day AwayHouse rules, unofficially.Funny Signs · view → Weed and FeedReads like a warning, hangs like a joke.Funny Signs · view → An Apple A DayDry humour, printed wet-look.Funny Signs · view → Wee See YouA joke you will still like in a year.Funny Signs · view → Aim to PleaseThe bar sign for a bar you do not have.Funny Signs · view → Finish with PaperworkThe kind of sign nobody asked for and everyone reads.Funny Signs · view → Beer Hug In A MugFunnier the second time you walk past.Funny Signs · view → BeerBetter company than a motivational poster.Funny Signs · view → Beer Liquid SanityReads like a warning, hangs like a joke.Funny Signs · view → Beer and WeekendsThe bar sign for a bar you do not have.Funny Signs · view → Beer Brake The RulesHouse rules, unofficially.Funny Signs · view → Bacon or BeerReads like a warning, hangs like a joke.Funny Signs · view → Pineapple DangerFunnier the second time you walk past.Funny Signs · view → Social LubricantA joke you will still like in a year.Funny Signs · view → Beer Bad DecisionsDry humour, printed wet-look.Funny Signs · view → Pawsome Pee WatchFunnier the second time you walk past.Funny Signs · view → Warning Fear the CatBetter company than a motivational poster.Funny Signs · view → Scratch The CatReads like a warning, hangs like a joke.Funny Signs · view → Upside Down PineappleFunnier the second time you walk past.Funny Signs · view → Low Flying CowsReads like a warning, hangs like a joke.Funny Signs · view → Cute Pirate MonkeysA joke you will still like in a year.Funny Signs · view → Danger Zombie KittensThe bar sign for a bar you do not have.Funny Signs · view → Danger Alien Cow AbductionThe bar sign for a bar you do not have.Funny Signs · view → Danger Vampire MosquitoesCheap laugh, expensive-looking print.Funny Signs · view → Danger Rampaging KittensThe bar sign for a bar you do not have.Funny Signs · view →