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Funny Signs Metal Posters

Deadpan signage for sheds, bars and hallways that needed an opinion. 54 metal posters, printed on steel and magnet-mounted. Fulfilled by Displate with 100-day returns.

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Bar signs, bathroom notices and the sort of thing that earns a laugh from across the room. Beer arguments settled in safety-sign yellow, cats issuing threats, dogs asking unwelcome questions over a fence, hazard warnings for zombie kittens and low-flying cows, and a polar bear cub with one very direct enquiry. It is deliberately daft, and it is written to be read in about two seconds, which is the whole craft of a good sign. These do well in a downstairs loo, a garage, a bar or a games room — anywhere a wall is allowed to have a sense of humour. Cheap enough to buy several, which is usually what happens. A funny wall sign is a low-stakes purchase; a humorous bar sign even more so, since the bar is already the room where nobody is being serious. Think novelty metal sign, done with actual typography.

Funny Signs

54 posters

54 pieces
Run Like You Stole Something — funny metal wall sign Run Like You Stole SomethingRun like you stole something — distressed athletic type with no apologies offered.Funny Signs · view → Broken Clocks Quote — funny metal wall sign Broken Clocks QuoteBroken clocks are right twice a day — a brick-wall clock and chalkboard make the optimist's case.Funny Signs · view → Never Smile at a Crocodile — funny metal wall sign Never Smile at a CrocodileNever smile at a crocodile — this one grins anyway, waist-deep in spotlight and swamp.Funny Signs · view → Pussy and Chicken — funny metal wall sign Pussy and ChickenThe cat-versus-chicken feud, white-on-black edition — both parties still name-calling.Funny Signs · view → Cat and Chicken — funny metal wall sign Cat and ChickenRound three of cat versus chicken — stripped to wiry line art, the insults intact.Funny Signs · view → Circuit Ninjas — funny metal wall sign Circuit NinjasSerial killers versus parallel killers — the electrician's joke, diagrammed properly.Funny Signs · view → Cool Scale — funny metal wall sign Cool ScaleThe cool scale — Fahrenheit runs cold to hot, Celsius to dead, Kelvin dead to dead.Funny Signs · view → Contemptuous Cat — funny metal wall sign Contemptuous CatContemptuous — a fluffy white cat looks up with maximum disdain.Funny Signs · view → Fluff You Madafaka — funny metal wall sign Fluff You MadafakaFluff you, madafaka — a black cat beside its red vase, entirely unrepentant.Funny Signs · view → Madafaka — funny metal wall sign MadafakaMadafaka! — an ink-wash diva delivers the word over her sunglasses.Funny Signs · view → Lifes Good — funny metal wall sign Lifes GoodLife's good — you should get one, suggests the pink-lit silhouette.Funny Signs · view → Seductive Sophistication — funny metal wall sign Seductive SophisticationQuite the expert, aren't we? — red shades, red suit, maximum sarcasm.Funny Signs · view → Just Peachy — funny metal wall sign Just PeachyJust peachy — plaid beret, pink shades and a mood to match the magenta.Funny Signs · view → Im Not Bossy — funny metal wall sign Im Not BossyI'm not bossy, I just have better idears — spelling intentional, glare included.Funny Signs · view → Seriously captivating — funny metal wall sign Seriously captivatingSeriously — a yellow-lit stare over sunglasses that has already ended the argument.Funny Signs · view → Better late Than Ugly — funny metal wall sign Better late Than UglyBetter late than ugly — an updo, gold hoops and complete confidence on yellow.Funny Signs · view → Selfies — funny metal wall sign SelfiesStop taking selfies — sealed with one enormous red lipstick kiss.Funny Signs · view → Stop Taking Selfies — funny metal wall sign Stop Taking SelfiesStop taking selfies, film-strip edition — the camera roll spills its evidence below.Funny Signs · view → Pee Pee — funny metal wall sign Pee PeeAre you doing pee pee? — a polar bear cub surfaces to ask the important question.Funny Signs · view → I can hear you — funny metal wall sign I can hear youI can hear you — a white pup's ears clear the fence before the rest of him.Funny Signs · view → Bee Happy — funny metal wall sign Bee HappyBee happy — two round little bees hold hands on a honey-gold fence.Funny Signs · view → Are you pooping — funny metal wall sign Are you poopingAre you pooping? Again! — a scandalised puppy peers over the ledge.Funny Signs · view → Can I Watch — funny metal wall sign Can I WatchHmm, can I watch? — a black cat's eyes appear over the wall, no shame at all.Funny Signs · view → Did you fart — funny metal wall sign Did you fartDid you fart? — a white terrier's accusing face above the fence line.Funny Signs · view → Sleeping My Day Away — funny metal wall sign Sleeping My Day AwaySleeping my day away — a koala drapes itself over a branch in soft pencil grey.Funny Signs · view → Sleeping My Day Away — funny metal wall sign Sleeping My Day AwaySleeping my day away, farmyard edition — a cow dozes where she stands.Funny Signs · view → Sleeping My Day Away — funny metal wall sign Sleeping My Day AwaySleeping my day away — a puppy flops chin-first into the weekend in pencil grey.Funny Signs · view → Sleeping My Day Away — funny metal wall sign Sleeping My Day AwaySleeping my day away — a whole litter of fox kits piled into one nap.Funny Signs · view → Sleeping My Day Away — funny metal wall sign Sleeping My Day AwaySleeping my day away — a frog stretched flat along its branch, fully committed.Funny Signs · view → Sleeping My Day Away — funny metal wall sign Sleeping My Day AwaySleeping my day away — a kitten curled on the windowsill, sketchbook style.Funny Signs · view → Weed and Feed — funny metal wall sign Weed and FeedBest seller: weed 'n' feed — a suspiciously familiar leaf garnishes the pizza.Funny Signs · view → An Apple A Day — funny metal wall sign An Apple A DayAn apple a day keeps the doctor away — one chrome-blue apple on stage red.Funny Signs · view → Wee See You — funny metal wall sign Wee See YouWe see you — are you pooping? Three small white bears, one intrusive question.Funny Signs · view → Aim to Please — funny metal wall sign Aim to PleaseIn this bathroom we aim to please — you aim too, please.Funny Signs · view → Finish with Paperwork — funny metal wall sign Finish with PaperworkNo job is finished until the paperwork is done — the roll waits patiently.Funny Signs · view → Beer Hug In A Mug — funny metal wall sign Beer Hug In A MugBeer — it's like a hug in a mug, says the safety-sign yellow and red.Funny Signs · view → Beer — funny metal wall sign BeerBeer — the reason I wake up every afternoon.Funny Signs · view → Beer Liquid Sanity — funny metal wall sign Beer Liquid SanityBeer — liquid sanity in a world gone mad, with a sketchy pint for proof.Funny Signs · view → Beer and Weekends — funny metal wall sign Beer and WeekendsBeer — the reason we have weekends, two mugs already clinking.Funny Signs · view → Beer Brake The Rules — funny metal wall sign Beer Brake The RulesBeer — your excuse to break the rules, in official warning-sign format.Funny Signs · view → Bacon or Beer — funny metal wall sign Bacon or BeerBeer — because you can't drink bacon. Airtight logic, foaming mug.Funny Signs · view → Pineapple Danger — funny metal wall sign Pineapple DangerDanger — one pineapple, spiked and unrepentant, in hazard-sign framing.Funny Signs · view → Social Lubricant — funny metal wall sign Social LubricantBeer — the original social lubricant, poured twice for emphasis.Funny Signs · view → Beer Bad Decisions — funny metal wall sign Beer Bad DecisionsBeer — helping you forget your bad decisions since always, bottles lined up ready.Funny Signs · view → Pawsome Pee Watch — funny metal wall sign Pawsome Pee WatchWarning — our cat likes to watch you go pee pee. The cat confirms nothing.Funny Signs · view → Warning Fear the Cat — funny metal wall sign Warning Fear the CatWarning — proceed with fear. A black cat silhouette holds the door.Funny Signs · view → Scratch The Cat — funny metal wall sign Scratch The CatCaution — scratch the cat while you pee, or else. The cat is waiting.Funny Signs · view → Upside Down Pineapple — funny metal wall sign Upside Down PineappleDanger — an upside-down pineapple, hazard-signed for reasons best not asked.Funny Signs · view → Low Flying Cows — funny metal wall sign Low Flying CowsDanger, low flying cows — a squadron of winged heifers hovers along the base.Funny Signs · view → Cute Pirate Monkeys — funny metal wall sign Cute Pirate MonkeysDanger, cute pirate monkeys — a crew of tricorne-hatted troublemakers, armed and adorable.Funny Signs · view → Danger Zombie Kittens — funny metal wall sign Danger Zombie KittensDanger, zombie kittens — the undead litter shambles in, still fluffy.Funny Signs · view → Danger Alien Cow Abduction — funny metal wall sign Danger Alien Cow AbductionDanger, alien cow abductions — saucers hoisting cattle right off the sign.Funny Signs · view → Danger Vampire Mosquitoes — funny metal wall sign Danger Vampire MosquitoesDanger, vampire mosquitoes — six caped bloodsuckers queue politely for you.Funny Signs · view → Danger Rampaging Kittens — funny metal wall sign Danger Rampaging KittensDanger, rampaging kittens — the rampage in question sits and blinks.Funny Signs · view →

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